The Fine Print
aka “The stuff we hope you don’t read too closely”

Club Membership does not include discounts on anything. It is simply a membership to access special amenities not offered to the general public. All associated expenses are the member’s responsibility. While we generally don’t frown upon swapping, each member must purchase their own key ring.


Q: So you’re asking me to spend $15 on a membership to something that’s only benefit is the opportunity to spend more money?

A: No! You’ll spend that hard-earned $15 on an over-priced 1970’s Fontana Farms Key Ring. The membership is a free gift with purchase…silly goose.

Q: Why don’t you just do a mug club and give discounts on beer like normal breweries do?

A: We are EVERYTHING…but normal.